Monday, December 20, 2010

Santa Baby... "the Ladies Room"

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The Ladies Room, Christmas edition
{overheard, laughs and snickers}

  It has been awhile since the Ladies Room has made an appearance, my naughty side decided it was time...
As usual this content is Not Politically Correct, not aimed at any person in particular and meant (hopefully) to tickle your sassy funny bone.

_mrs-claus-cheats-with-frosty 

  The real reason Santa is so very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live!



   What do you get if Santa comes down your chimney 
when the fire is ablaze? 

 A Crisp Kringle.

 talk about your bathroom humor! euww!


  Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. 



 

The truth about reindeer...

  According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. 

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should have known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.






Until next time...

Enjoy the holidays (safely) which ever holiday you celebrate!


Ha, ha, ha...
err- Ho, ho, ho!




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8 comments:

  1. Love the Three Wisemen- Are You Serious sign. Too funny!

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  2. It's good to be female!

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  3. I thought they are all so funny...darn near coughed up my kibble!

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  4. Merry Christmas to you too! I linked up with a WW Christmas post. ;)

    -Mary

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  5. Merry Christmas!!
    Jackie and family:-)

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  6. Ha Ha I love the one of him about to go down the loo

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  7. I love the reference towards dragging the fat man around :) That is wicked, but I didn't know about the antlers scenario, that is a surprise :) Your jokes are brilliant, I like the snow-girl and the Santa climbing into the,,, well you know? ;) lol

    You should add some more of these postings, they are good fun and right up my street for naughtiness :)

    Have a wonderful rest of evening Faythe my sweet and lovely friend :)

    Andro xxxx

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  8. I like the Snow Job one best, oh I have already said this before, ah well two Snow Jobs are always better than one... anytime ;) lmao

    Have a wicked Monday Faythe :)

    Andro xxxx

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