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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Can I still laugh after surgery?

Ever have one of those moments???

  You know when someone sort of misunderstands something and you get a totally different response from what you were expecting?
I am deaf in one ear and hard of hearing in the other, it happens to me all the time, most of the time we all laugh about it... but this was not expected.

 Warning this post will NOT be like my 
        regular Ladies Room humor .
 It will still contain some Not Politically correct language.

Do not read out loud with the kiddos in the room,
              just so you know...

As I mentioned in a few posts back, hubby recently had total knee replacement surgery, he is recovering quite nicely and I still plan on a little diary for any knee lovers out there.
  So here I was, waiting with my brother who had just come from getting off work, to be with me, waiting for hubby to come back from surgery and find out how surgery went. We hear he is finally coming to his room, whewww.... it seemed to take forever! And what I have experienced at hospitals before is, that when they are transferring the patient from the travel gurney to their room bed they have everyone exit the room for patient privacy, this time was no different. So my brother and myself go into the hallway and let the cute little nurse do her thing.

   This nurse looked young, like fresh from school,
but then I am old and any cute woman looks young to me.

Hubby was still understandably groggy from surgery but was anxious to know his results as he did not see the doctor yet. So in his anesthetic induced state he attempted to ask the nurse, who was so carefully helping him into his new bed for the next few days. While still heavily sedated from a difficult four and one half hour surgical procedure he mumbles,
         'Are my test...irebles bbbllack?'
                       Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 
'I don't know, Sir.
nurse embarrassed dark hair imageI'm only here to help you transfer into bed.'  

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testic..bles bbblack?'
  I guess she was concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, so she overcomes her own embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back his covers. She slowly raised his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently. 
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!' 

  Then according to hubby, he smiles at her and says very slowly and more awake ...
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, 
       but listen very, very closely..... 
     'Are - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k’"

Yea!! He's one of those kind of guys...
can't keep his sarcasm and laughter down even after surgery.
That's my man.

We did wonder why she was so pink faced when she emerged from his room and told us we could join him now.

Okay... you can all collectively groan now....

I had to post one "Not Politically Correct" funny for the
       occasional male that reads here you know?!

Oh, did I happen to mention...

   April Fool's!!

but this would so be what my hubby would do {{snickers}}


  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMAO! That is HILARIOUS! Hospital situations can be pretty funny...my hubby is a very mild mannered and usually very polite guy...but he did call one nurse a ***** after surgery....very unlike him...(to be fair, she was being...) all the same...I was quite shocked...LOL!

  2. OMG. Are you serious? No way did that happen! ROTF!! That has got to the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

  3. OMG I'm dying laughing at these. Slip off his SPECTACLES!!!


  4. LOL that is hysterical but I have to say I read that joke years ago he must of remembered it

  5. Holy Cow -- that is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. LMAO! I love your cartoons!! YOu crack me up!

  7. ROFL... you cracked me up again :D

  8. ROFL..omg that is soooo dang funny!!!! what a way to end the evening. Thanks for the giggles:)

  9. Holy crap, you crack me up! You had me going there for a minute LOL.

  10. ROFLMAO xD That was to good.

    On a side note, you may wanna make your post font bigger. I had a hard time reading it :D

  11. oh my goodness! you had me going!! That was hilarious! Loved every second, especially the cartoon at the end!

    happy april Faythe!


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